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(408): View more from California

i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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(630): View more from Illinois

everybody makes mistakes

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i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.

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(631): View more from New York

I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(516): View more from New York

you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

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(317): View more from Indiana

We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.

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