"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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