no, he came in my armpit
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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