fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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