Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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