hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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