I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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