I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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