she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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