areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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