I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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