Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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