Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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