have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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