Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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