Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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