at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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