dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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