Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize