Buhtt sex?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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