I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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