i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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