Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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