is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Blood and glitter go together right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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