you win again, gameday.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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