i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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