He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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