you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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