I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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