So drunk its hurt
please come you make the beer taste better
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
