was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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