So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i think im in europe. pls send help
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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