Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Liz is crying about burritos again.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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