Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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