I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I totes stole your whore crown.
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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