Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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