just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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