Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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