Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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