If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
