wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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