The Swedes wanted a tensome.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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