I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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