It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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