am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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