READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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