so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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