In the future we'll all be gay
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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