I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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