Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
