Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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