I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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